Immersion Worship

Is this the funniest thing The Flight of The Conchords have done yet?

There’s a good chance.

Especially with the little surprise at 2:17…

Here’s what I gather is going on here. Some idiot warehouse worker at Target raises his forklift as high as it will go, then moves it forward, hitting a fire sprinkler and causing it to start spraying water all over the place. But the fun really starts when he climbs on a ladder to try and fix the sprinkler.

This, boys and girls, is not a good day at work…

Joel at CECWorship just put out the challenge. No more fat arse people in ministry. I’m one of them. I’m lugging around more pounds than I should, and it’s pretty much all on my beer belly (which I got by drinking beer, by the way, unlike Joel who openly admits he doesn’t like beer). I’m not saying that I’m going to commit to this just yet, but I’m considering it, since I need to lose about 30lbs. I’m convicted at the moment about leading by example and getting myself healthier.

Contrary to the trash talking going on at the blogs of the various other people involved in this battle, this OC-er doesn’t need to talk smack. Actions speak louder than words. I’m bringing it. The 951 are going down at the hands of The OC. Who’s coming with me?

As my wife so eloquently put it, why say “The 951″ when “The Hill People” will suffice?

Just received in my mailbox:

Hi, englishguy.

longer_sex (longer_sex) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Check out longer_sex’s profile here:

http://twitter.com/longer_sex

You may follow longer_sex as well by clicking on the “follow” button.

Best,
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That’s perhaps some of the funniest reading spam I ever read.

Err…personal space, anyone?

Observations made during today’s workout:

1. Some people still use Sony Cassette Walkmans
2. Ladies, there is absolutely zero need for wearing makeup to the gym, let alone a need to apply the makeup while on the treadmill
3. ‘Roid Rage is real. As are ‘Roid Heads, who don’t actually work out but strut their stuff around the gym instead then go home and take steroids after flipping out over a parking spot outside the gym
4. Pilates look quite scary
5. Most guys look like they’re constipated when lifting weights

That is all. As you were.

It’s not just American Idol that has incoherent singers. I laughed rather loudly at this…(and if you don’t get it, the girl is trying to sing in English)…