Immersion Worship

Alright, I’m in on the “Fat Arse” thing. There are a few things I’d like to make clear, though.

1. Updates will be on Mondays. I will be transparent enough to declare my weight and any sinful food I’ve eaten in the preceding week, but there will be no pictures. I don’t want to scare anyone, nor do I want my blog to get blocked by firewalls for being obscene.

2. I’m not going to give up drinking beer. I don’t drink that much of it anyway, but it’s a beverage that I enjoy, particularly with curry. I will, however, elect to find a “lite” beer that doesn’t taste like gnat’s piss (which already removes Bud Light and Miller Light from the list of possibilities).

3. There will be weeks where I don’t go the gym, but I will make an extra effort to do what I can to go to the gym at least three times a week.

4. I love hamburgers. Truly. In-n-Out’s Double Double is gastronomic heaven. And I also love chips (french fries to you troglodytes Americans). There will be times that both are consumed, separately or together. But I will cut down the amount that I eat.

5. Recently, my intake of fruits and vegetables has been mostly via V8 products. I need to eat more vegetables instead of drinking them. I’ll work on that.

I think that’s about it for now. Monday’s will be “Fat Arse Day” around here, so look for an update in 5 days.